Monday, March 26, 2007
Janice's Violent Demise
Sorry it has been this long since I’ve posted. I’ve been a little busy packing and moving and then unpacking and then ignoring the blog. It’s been crazy.
Well, let’s see what happened while I was away. Valentine’s Day, The Ides of March, St. Patrick’s Day, the fourth anniversary of the War in Iraq (and Donald Rumsfeld said it wouldn’t last six months), A crazy astronaut lady drove cross-country to kidnap a romantic rival. Britney Spears got a haircut… and went crazy… -er. A Z-list celebrity of no real importance died, was equated to this country’s Princess Di (I heard more than one talking head say this), and the media then dry-humped her corpse to the grave.
Huh, gosh, with all that material available what should I write about?
Me?
Oh, okay.
I was recently having a discussion with a friend of mine about violence on television. He was against it while I came down firmly on the pro-violence side. His point was that there is an unnecessary amount on television these days and that people are being desensitized to it. He sited the new NBC show The Black Donnelley’s, which I haven’t seen, but according to him in the first five minutes someone was beaten with a baseball bat, someone else was shot or stabbed, and a goat was raped.
Fine, I’ll give you that the goat thing might have been a little over the top (although, he might have said that happened on 7th Heaven, I can’t remember). However, I will also argue that in exchange for certain television freedoms you will have to put up with lazy producers padding their shows with shock value. If it takes The Black Donnelley’s, 24, and 7th Heaven, to get me Lost, Rome, Heroes, and the updated Battlestar Galactica so be it.
How does this relate to me (other than my obvious couch potato-ness)? Recently, I had my first public book reading. A friend gathered a group together, some of whom I knew and some I didn’t, but all in attendance had read the book. The event went extremely well. Not everyone loved the book, which is to be expected, however one fellow (who I had never met before that night) compared it to The Catcher in the Rye. Now, he’s clearly insane, but what an amazing complement.
(This next part contains a little spoiler. So if you haven’t yet read my book, Irregardless [available on Amazon.com] you might not want to read further. And why are you reading this crap if you haven’t read the book?)
One of the biggest surprises to come out of the evening for me was that about half of the people in attendance were saddened, by the death of one of one of my characters, Janice, the Plant-Lady. Now to me, Janice was always a very minor character and, frankly, always going to die. I never even thought twice about it.
But some people were affected by it. I was even called “irresponsible” for thinking the audience might not care about this character’s death. Maybe I am. So, what I would like to know from you reading this is: Did you care about Janice the Plant-Lady’s death? Did it affect you in anyway? Do you even remember Janice the Plant-Lady? Should those who did care about the Plant Lady maybe focus more on plot and less on Z-list characters?
Let me know. Please respond to this thread. I’d love to get a discussion going on something other than the weather in Chicago.
Also, I’ll try to let less than a month and a half pass before I post again. Thanks for your patience.
Well, let’s see what happened while I was away. Valentine’s Day, The Ides of March, St. Patrick’s Day, the fourth anniversary of the War in Iraq (and Donald Rumsfeld said it wouldn’t last six months), A crazy astronaut lady drove cross-country to kidnap a romantic rival. Britney Spears got a haircut… and went crazy… -er. A Z-list celebrity of no real importance died, was equated to this country’s Princess Di (I heard more than one talking head say this), and the media then dry-humped her corpse to the grave.
Huh, gosh, with all that material available what should I write about?
Me?
Oh, okay.
I was recently having a discussion with a friend of mine about violence on television. He was against it while I came down firmly on the pro-violence side. His point was that there is an unnecessary amount on television these days and that people are being desensitized to it. He sited the new NBC show The Black Donnelley’s, which I haven’t seen, but according to him in the first five minutes someone was beaten with a baseball bat, someone else was shot or stabbed, and a goat was raped.
Fine, I’ll give you that the goat thing might have been a little over the top (although, he might have said that happened on 7th Heaven, I can’t remember). However, I will also argue that in exchange for certain television freedoms you will have to put up with lazy producers padding their shows with shock value. If it takes The Black Donnelley’s, 24, and 7th Heaven, to get me Lost, Rome, Heroes, and the updated Battlestar Galactica so be it.
How does this relate to me (other than my obvious couch potato-ness)? Recently, I had my first public book reading. A friend gathered a group together, some of whom I knew and some I didn’t, but all in attendance had read the book. The event went extremely well. Not everyone loved the book, which is to be expected, however one fellow (who I had never met before that night) compared it to The Catcher in the Rye. Now, he’s clearly insane, but what an amazing complement.
(This next part contains a little spoiler. So if you haven’t yet read my book, Irregardless [available on Amazon.com] you might not want to read further. And why are you reading this crap if you haven’t read the book?)
One of the biggest surprises to come out of the evening for me was that about half of the people in attendance were saddened, by the death of one of one of my characters, Janice, the Plant-Lady. Now to me, Janice was always a very minor character and, frankly, always going to die. I never even thought twice about it.
But some people were affected by it. I was even called “irresponsible” for thinking the audience might not care about this character’s death. Maybe I am. So, what I would like to know from you reading this is: Did you care about Janice the Plant-Lady’s death? Did it affect you in anyway? Do you even remember Janice the Plant-Lady? Should those who did care about the Plant Lady maybe focus more on plot and less on Z-list characters?
Let me know. Please respond to this thread. I’d love to get a discussion going on something other than the weather in Chicago.
Also, I’ll try to let less than a month and a half pass before I post again. Thanks for your patience.
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The fact that you were able to tell that Liz was a closet goat raper (a plot line I did steal from 7th Heaven) brings a smile to my brain.
I agree completely about the torture porn (and that's what it is - although there has been a theory in film circles for some time equating horror films and porno films - that's probably another thread) a genre I've never gotten into and one that started in Japan (I believe). There is a film called Audition that is supposed to be just horrific.
Anyway, is your point that violence in commercials is more disturbing than violence in shows? Why is a tourist being tortured in Hostel any more disturbing than any of the people tortured weekly on 24 (or as I call it, The Torture Show with Jack Bauer)? Both characters are jerks. Isn't torture okay when it happens to a jerk?
And, for the record, I don't sleep at night. Thanks, Janice.
I agree completely about the torture porn (and that's what it is - although there has been a theory in film circles for some time equating horror films and porno films - that's probably another thread) a genre I've never gotten into and one that started in Japan (I believe). There is a film called Audition that is supposed to be just horrific.
Anyway, is your point that violence in commercials is more disturbing than violence in shows? Why is a tourist being tortured in Hostel any more disturbing than any of the people tortured weekly on 24 (or as I call it, The Torture Show with Jack Bauer)? Both characters are jerks. Isn't torture okay when it happens to a jerk?
And, for the record, I don't sleep at night. Thanks, Janice.
You didn't need it anyway. By the way, you still in bed you lazy bum?
Wow that Janice storyline is more powerful than I thought.
I smell a spinoff.
Wow that Janice storyline is more powerful than I thought.
I smell a spinoff.
Can't wait for the Janice the Plant Lady spin-off!
If you have writer's block and/or still battling that nasty crack addiction, feel free to use the following as your premise:
Janice, resurrected as (a) herself, (b) a zombie, or (c) a cyborg...
Starts a new life by moving to (a) Milwaukee, (b) Los Angeles, or (c) New York...
With her pet (a) monkey, (b) donkey, or (c) Russian immigrant...
And takes a job as a (a) policewoman, (b) exotic dancer, or (c) sewage repair worker...
But there's trouble in paradise when Janice is pitted against (a) her nasty co-worker, (b)her nosy neighbor, or (c) Cobra Commander...
And hilarity ensues when Janice is paid frequent visits by (a) the neighborhood pervert, (b) aliens, or (c) a wisecracking kid from Harlem.
Sounds like a bestseller to me!
Gotta get back to eating paint chips.
If you have writer's block and/or still battling that nasty crack addiction, feel free to use the following as your premise:
Janice, resurrected as (a) herself, (b) a zombie, or (c) a cyborg...
Starts a new life by moving to (a) Milwaukee, (b) Los Angeles, or (c) New York...
With her pet (a) monkey, (b) donkey, or (c) Russian immigrant...
And takes a job as a (a) policewoman, (b) exotic dancer, or (c) sewage repair worker...
But there's trouble in paradise when Janice is pitted against (a) her nasty co-worker, (b)her nosy neighbor, or (c) Cobra Commander...
And hilarity ensues when Janice is paid frequent visits by (a) the neighborhood pervert, (b) aliens, or (c) a wisecracking kid from Harlem.
Sounds like a bestseller to me!
Gotta get back to eating paint chips.
Let's see... I'm going with cyborg, Los Angeles, a Russian immigrant monkey, a policewoman who moonlights as an exotic dancer while also undercover as a sewage repair worker, her nosy neighbor who turns out to be Cobra Commander (or as he'll be known in this book, due to copyright issues, The Garter Snake Kingpin), and finally, the wisecracking kid from Harlem who, in the books most shocking twist, turns out to be the neighborhood pervert... alien.
I just can't have a serious discussion with you people.
By the way, in the above comment that should be "book's" possessive, not plural.
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By the way, in the above comment that should be "book's" possessive, not plural.
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